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Leach and Collar [can also be
used by crappy parents on a crappy child at mall]: $18 |
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Plastic Pirate Sword w/ Gold
handle and jewel piece: $7 |
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Canoe Paddle for motor boat: $12 |
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Retardedness: $3 |
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Ripped,
Dirty Canvas Top: $35
Rusty, leaking Gas Tank [with pricelss OMC logo]: $55 |
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Strange Posture: Free w/
purchase of Retardedness |
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Radioshack Calculator Watch: $8 |
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Thugged-out basketball shorts: $35 |
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Maine T-Shirt [only in Pink]: $10 |
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Headband: $4
Piece of Food on Mike's Face: Priceless |
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Little Cousin that is good at Gameboy and has basic knowledge of math and
spelling. Could average 12-14 hours of work a day: $800 |
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Look of Disgust: $3
Rusty Dog Cage [back]: $59 |
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